THE BROTHERS SCHNACK

Brief Background: Todd was born in 1969, Troy was born in 1972 and Brian was born in 1973.


A photographically-challenged journey of those wonderful days we all remember as ...

School Picture Day


Kindergarten

What can I say? We were cute little guys. Check out my shirt ... nice pattern.

First Grade

I win the Fashion Parade (yee-hawww!) again, but Troy gets the "Mom Had Leftover Fabric From Making Brian's Kindergarten Shirt" award.

Second Grade

Todd takes his third straight Fashion Plate award, with Troy in a close second. I think Troy liked to wear Brian's clothes (see Brian - First Grade). Are these hand-me-UPS?

Third Grade

I think that Brian and I have the -exact- same wig on.

Fourth Grade

Good job, Brian. You win your first Fashion Disaster award.

Fifth Grade

All RIGHT! The first hand-me-down evidence. Brian, I don't think that shirt had been ironed since Troy wore it for his picture. Also, this is the my first school picture with glasses on. Start the Geek Meter. It gets much worse. "We're gonna zoom zoom zoom-a zoom!"

Sixth Grade

Not too bad. This was our last year in the thriving town of Newell, Iowa - pop. 800

Seventh Grade

OY! I can't believe I put this picture of myself up here. "Could those glasses be pushed any further up onto your face?" Brian, you're a cutie. No wonder all of the boys were chasing after you. And, Troy, I've got one word for you. Sun.

Eigth Grade

Now I know why no one talked to me in junior high (besides my fellow Apple II+ jockeys). And this was Brian's first year in the Republican Party.

Ninth Grade

Todd, you skinny dork. Troy, I think I see boob.

Tenth Grade

Todd is still skinny but, to hide the fact, he's decided to wear a shiny shirt. Good plan.
Troy and Brian have pushed through the Geek Zone and reached normalcy.
Well, at least Brian isn't showing as much chest as Troy did with this shirt in his Ninth Grade pic.

Eleventh Grade

Fairly normal pics. We must have gotten dressed with the light ON this time.

Twelfth Grade

Brian, obviously a very happy time for you. Todd, nice feathered bleach-blond hair.


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